Bands Bands Bands


when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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To avoid getting pimples and various blemishes just saw your entire head off

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You’re Sad and I want to Lighten the Mood But I Don’t Want to Accidentally Disrespect Your Feelings a novel 

You’re Sad but I’m a Lousy Friend and I Never Know What To Say To Cheer You Up At Times Like This I Am So Sorry the sequel

You’re Happy Now but I Still Feel Bad for Not Helping You Through Bad Spots the trilogy

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"You can be the sweetest, juiciest peach in the world and there will still be someone that doesn’t like peaches."

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its not halloween its hellaween


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Alex Gaskarth found out he should have been in a metal band instead of being gay with his 3 best friends.



realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

The true horror: responsibility

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i love how JKR wrote hagrid so much what an amazing character

he was big and strong and gruff and into dangerous things

and he loved baking and being a parental figure and cried openly all the time

i love hagrid so much

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when someone brings up something embarrassing you did years ago:


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White men can take nations but they can’t take a joke

This is a generalization.

case in point 

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