i love typing because my fingers make that cool sound and i seem professional
6 hours ago with 429,037 notes
You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis?
That’s my favorite part of reading.
6 hours ago with 200,185 notes
The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella.
you are my hero
10 hours ago with 378,646 notes
it’s so funny when men are like "if we told girls outright that we just wanted sex, they wouldn’t give it to us, so instead we’ll manipulate a girl into trusting us and loving us, then we’ll have sex with her and dump her" like??? that’s so evil and so many guys see nothing wrong with that. if you want casual sex, make it known, if a girl says no. boo. hoo. hoo. go find a girl that fucking does, jesus
10 hours ago with 135 notes